Mama Shaq rocks your world. Mama Shaq deserves her own day, right? We think that since we have already factually established that Shaq is your mom, you should celebrate mother’s day as Mama Shaq’s Day. What do you do for Mama Shaq’s day? Do you get Shaq a basketball? No, Shaq already has a gym full of those. Do you take Shaq out to dinner? No, Shaq can afford personal chefs. Do you contact your Hollywood agent to sign up Shaq for a movie deal with cartoon characters? You bet. We personally suggest Shaq works with Muppet Babies and uses Baby Gonzo for Shaq’s slam dunks. As Shaq dunks Gonzo, Gonzo screams, “Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq’s your mom, that’s a fact!”
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