Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq’s your mom, that’s a fact.
it’s early in the morning. you’re either tired from hunting as much Scav as possible, or you’re feeling bummed out that you could have been hunting Scav instead of sleeping. either way, your energy is flagging. you need a hug. and, who’s always there to give you the hugs and encouragement you need?
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq’s your mom, that’s a fact.
there’s that one more thing you need to get done…you can’t make a bit of sense of what you’re supposed to do, but you know you need to do something, and something at least vaguely relevant. you need help. you wish there were some kind of magic genie who would grant you a wish, and you’d wish for the most awesome response ever to that item that has been plaguing you.
that magic genie is named Kazaam.
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq’s your mom, that’s a fact.
